This flood of eating babies should terrify us all Eating babies is everywhere, trickling down into all corners of society, an unstoppable lava of lust wherever

This flood of eating babies should terrify us all Eating babies is everywhere, trickling down into all corners of society, an unstoppable lava of lust wherever you look. "It seems that eating babies is becoming more and more common", said a hardworking family. "Frankly I think this is all the fault of Jeremy Corbyn fans and minimum wage workers". The fashionable thinking is that eating babies is harmless; eating babies is good for us. But this is not the case, as eating babies will ultimately lead to being foreign and suspicious looking, and that's just not how we do things in Britain.