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- bristleworm 7y agoThis flood of eating babies should terrify us all Eating babies is everywhere, trickling down into all corners of society, an unstoppable lava of lust wherever you look. "It seems that eating babies is becoming more and more common", said a hardworking family. "Frankly I think this is all the fault of Jeremy Corbyn fans and minimum wage workers". The fashionable thinking is that eating babies is harmless; eating babies is good for us. But this is not the case, as eating babies will ultimately lead to being foreign and suspicious looking, and that's just not how we do things in Britain.
- suhtsuvakas 7y agoShe added "As it turns out reading the works of Karl Marx is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras
- elliekelly 7y ago> Terror expert Ian Dunkin-Donuts has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren't plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount. Too funny. Nicely done.
- maxwellito 7y agoThat moment when you're not sure if it's a fake or original. Awesome work!
- maxwellito 7y agoAt least it's the same content without the 87 advert iframes and trackers ;-)
- fotcorn 7y ago> Council house dwellers made no comment about the accusations when we didn't ask.
- rvz 7y agoThis one got me bursting out laughing: > How using Facebook could increase your risk of sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone This has a limited number of combinations here and it is possible to get the same title. So it is not entirely unique here but interesting project, although there are titles that some may find 'offensive' here. You should probably create one for theregister.co.uk tech section next. Both of them take nonsensical titles to a new extreme.