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> Werts: "I pulled over last night to clean my car and it didn't come off with that little thing you use to clean it with." > Deputy: "That's a lot of bird poo
by zaroth 7y ago
> Werts: "I pulled over last night to clean my car and it didn't come off with that little thing you use to clean it with."
> Deputy: "That's a lot of bird poop man."
Clearly it was too voluminous to be bird shit. Must be cocaine! I just, wow.
- taneq 7y agoBecause I, too, put my extremely expensive product, which is a fine powder, on the outside of my moving vehicle.