I like to play Bingo with comments on science stories: - "it was actually X thousand years ago" - "it's actually false color, why can't we see what it really

I like to play Bingo with comments on science stories: - "it was actually X thousand years ago" - "it's actually false color, why can't we see what it really looks like" - "surely this means quantum FTL communication works" - something casually eugenic and recently, with the Mauna Kea stories, there's a guaranteed "who do these bozos think they are, science is more important than anything"