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This is pretty hilarious. So some consultants swooped in, there was 8 weeks of training, and now everything is going to go back to how it was. Source: seen mor
by wikibob 7y ago
This is pretty hilarious. So some consultants swooped in, there was 8 weeks of training, and now everything is going to go back to how it was.
Source: seen more than one of these external “transformation” efforts.
“ Through an eight-week Red Hat Open Innovation Labs residency, Lockheed Martin Aeronautics replaced the waterfall development process it used for F-22 Raptor upgrades with an agile methodology and DevSecOps practices that are more adaptive to the needs of the U.S. Air Force.“
- wil421 7y ago“Colonel, instead of requirements you’ll call them user stories.”
- dmix 7y agoAnd don't worry there's even more mandatory meetings than before.
- dmix 7y agoWhat year is this again?
- drdeadringer 7y ago> So some consultants swooped in, there was 8 weeks of training, and now everything is going to go back to how it was. I used to work for Lockheed Martin. I believe it. I found it so hilarious I was relieved when I finally got caught up in the layoffs.
- semantic_x 7y agoNext week: this weeks sprint is behind schedule by 8 weeks, we need to push all sprints out by 6 months. Also we found some security vulns that need hot patched, which could either take 6 weeks or 6 months. We should probably bring the consultants back for another 12 weeks to get the ball rolling. We might be able to save a few weeks if we outsource some of the work to our subs in india...