"Major power failure affects homes and transport" Is a HILARIOUS headline! In a region with many electric trains it's double-funny! In the future they'll be a

"Major power failure affects homes and transport" Is a HILARIOUS headline! In a region with many electric trains it's double-funny! In the future they'll be able to make homes levitate on electrical power (just because they can, and for views and breezes, neighborly one-upmanship etc)and power outages will have even more spectacular effects! And it will be funnier still!