I heard The Great Britain, having solved the gun problem, is finally dealing with the scourge of fully automatic assault potato peelers: https://dailycaller.com

I heard The Great Britain, having solved the gun problem, is finally dealing with the scourge of fully automatic assault potato peelers: https://dailycaller.com/2018/05/03/british-man-arrested-for-wielding-potato-peeler/ https://dailycaller.com/2018/05/03/british-man-arrested-for-... I think this is the only approach that makes sense. They should've done forks first though - it's four holes in one strike, can you call any country which allows such weapons among its populace anything but crazy?