May I humbly submit, for your theater-going enjoyment: - Drink every time women are portrayed as inferior to men. Bonus points if it's done in narration. "...t

May I humbly submit, for your theater-going enjoyment: - Drink every time women are portrayed as inferior to men. Bonus points if it's done in narration. "...the diamond band on the wrist of her naked arm gave her the most feminine of all aspects: the look of being chained." - Drink every time a statistically improbable fictional example is used as the sole justification for an argument. - The last person to shout an obvious counterexample from the industrial revolution takes an extra shot. - During hero worship, toast to the virtue of the character in question. - Waterfall during The Speech.