That's easy enough to explain... First off, lying to office security carries fewer repercussions than lying to the police to get a crime number. The office sec

That's easy enough to explain... First off, lying to office security carries fewer repercussions than lying to the police to get a crime number. The office security guys won't want to be party to someone else's vendetta (would you?) Secondly - if you care enough to waste hours of your time filing a police report, then you must give a damn about your shiny-thing. If not... well you clearly don't care enough and it's not a problem, so goodbye. Read that how you will...