"Ever worried about those people who are reading their phone while walking around? Now you can randomly put this hat on their head." The best thing about it is

"Ever worried about those people who are reading their phone while walking around? Now you can randomly put this hat on their head." The best thing about it is, the people who need and want the device aren't the ones walking around reading their phone, it's the ones who can't help but mind someone else's business - and this merely feeds their need rather than satisfies it. So there will be an never-ending market of unsatisfied busybodies.