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Sometimes I wonder how much money is out there waiting for the Magical HN Unicorn that is anti-cloud, anti-network, pro-RDBMS, pro-POSIX, old-school Dirty-Grand
by biztos 7y ago
Sometimes I wonder how much money is out there waiting for the Magical HN Unicorn that is anti-cloud, anti-network, pro-RDBMS, pro-POSIX, old-school Dirty-Grandpa-Fighter[0] ultraconservative about computer security. My gut tells me $LOTS.
[0]: https://youtu.be/Civy151wAH4 https://youtu.be/Civy151wAH4
(sorry, youtube and B-movie but hey... analogy!)
- devin 7y agoCould you say more? Describe a possible company.
- biztos 7y agoI'm just riffing of course, but let's say: StatiDyn - Stability in Motion Marshaling the latest innovations in AI, ML and self-driving infrastructure, we protect your company with time-tested compromise-free MIL-SPEC IT solutions! 60000% more secure than Palantir, 134% more secure than AWS Government Cloud, according to "Fair and Balanced" independent testing. Free yourself from the Cloud! Guaranteed physical isolation of mission-critical assets; armed guards 24/7 in front of your dedicated StatiDyn Security Cell; biometric six-factor authentication using the Gillette's Razor™ protocol. ...one could go on but angel round first. :-)
- winternett 7y agoWe need to go back to the client Server Days! It's much more secure to run IIS on WinNT! -Grandpa