Haha, did a CMD+F for "satire" as soon as I started reading the comments. This was the giveaway for me: Don't go to the cloud. It will force you to... ove

Haha, did a CMD+F for "satire" as soon as I started reading the comments. This was the giveaway for me: Don't go to the cloud. It will force you to... over-complicate your infrastructure to incredible degree. It is truly a piece of shit and will just force you to design systems in a horrible way."