I used to own an Audi TTS, which is a fantastic little car, very fun to drive. Then I bought a Model S, which my girlfriend ended up driving. Great acceleration

I used to own an Audi TTS, which is a fantastic little car, very fun to drive. Then I bought a Model S, which my girlfriend ended up driving. Great acceleration, but between the size and the air suspension, not sporty enough for me. I stuck to the Audi. But every time I drove the Model S (if we went out together, or to keep the battery in condition if she was away), switching back to the Audi felt like traveling back in time. The car shook at idle, it was noisy, it always needed some fluid or other topped off. I took to calling it the clackety-bang machine (hyperbole, it ran great). Eventually I traded it in for a Model 3 Performance. The TTS was the finest internal-combustion engine car I've ever owned, but it felt like a relic. I'll never buy another gas vehicle again.