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Elephant in the room...no birth certificates.

• dvduval 7y ago
  I also have been thinking of ways that I can extend my life. I'm not sure this is what I'm looking for. Perhaps a therapy animal such as a dog or a cat... It seems like the probability of an accident occurring with an elephant in the room would be very high, and only a small percentage of people would live past a hundred.
  • StavrosK 7y ago
    Just claim you were born years earlier, tada!
    • sebringj 7y ago
      How old was this guy?... man he was so old, it was before written history. well then, he must be a centenarian then. for sure.