6 ms·
Oh, are we doing this? So the tariffs to China ends up expanding to the Eastern Rim and the supply of parts to repair Japanese cars dries up. Overnight a black
by technofiend 7y ago
Oh, are we doing this?
So the tariffs to China ends up expanding to the Eastern Rim and the supply of parts to repair Japanese cars dries up. Overnight a black market forms and parts smuggling is a lucrative business. Somewhere over the heartland of America a DC3 develops engine trouble and the pilot says they have to lose weight ASAP.
The smuggler opens the side door and starts pushing the crates out which fortunately were going to be parachute dropped anyway. A few minutes later a farmer on his way to his outhouse looks up and reads the label off a crate and says "My God, it's raining Datsun cogs!"
- Infernal 7y agoSo this guy (let's call him George) goes into his dentist's office, because of pain in his mouth. The dentist takes a look and quickly sees that the plate he installed just six months before is severely corroded, so he asks George about his diet. It turns out George loves eggs Benedict, and eats them for breakfast every morning. The dentist realizes what's happening now - the lemon juice in George's breakfast is corroding the dental work. The dentist recommends replacing the dental plate with a chrome model, because everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.