In case you haven't heard of it, you should check out Pony (https://www.ponylang.io/ https://www.ponylang.io/). It's definitely got its own flair, but character

In case you haven't heard of it, you should check out Pony (https://www.ponylang.io/ https://www.ponylang.io/). It's definitely got its own flair, but characteristically it's a lot like what you describe.