Let's paraphrase: 1. Don't talk to customers. 2. Write down the design and never change it. Make a lot of meetings. 3. Maximize bureaucracy. 4. Maximally slow d

Let's paraphrase: 1. Don't talk to customers. 2. Write down the design and never change it. Make a lot of meetings. 3. Maximize bureaucracy. 4. Maximally slow down the project. 5. Don't finish anything earlier than planned.