https://github.com/aol/moloch https://github.com/aol/moloch Comes from AOL. So indeed an ancient and powerful god. The only caveat is to get it to do anything

https://github.com/aol/moloch https://github.com/aol/moloch Comes from AOL. So indeed an ancient and powerful god. The only caveat is to get it to do anything you have to poses a magic artifact - an original AOL free trial CD. But in all seriousness I remember trying it out years ago and it worked pretty well. It ended put a bit too complex for what we needed, but I remember being impressed by it.