I don't think dueling anecdotes are very useful without some context management. I won't ask after the particulars of your background with this stuff, because t

I don't think dueling anecdotes are very useful without some context management. I won't ask after the particulars of your background with this stuff, because that might be asking you to admit to a crime. Please consider reading my reply to a sibling comment of yours for some context on where I'm coming from, if you'd like.