So, I would have totally failed the test repeatedly, because I would keep insisting on fully explaining the circumstances under which I had heard about the meth

So, I would have totally failed the test repeatedly, because I would keep insisting on fully explaining the circumstances under which I had heard about the methods but not actively researched them. And I would tell them to check my shoe and see that there is no thumbtack there. And check my cheek to prove that I'm not biting it in secret. And otherwise expose all the other methods that I know of, and prove that I'm not using any of them. I'm sure that I would have frustrated the hell out of them, and they would have made damn sure that I always failed the tests, every time.