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Was I supposed to open doors using nothing but my elbows? Yes, actually. My mother called me with directions to her new apartment... "Go into the lobby and h
by edw519 16y ago
Was I supposed to open doors using nothing but my elbows?
Yes, actually.
My mother called me with directions to her new apartment...
"Go into the lobby and hit '614' with your elbow. I'll buzz you in."
"Go into the elevator and hit '6' with your elbow."
"Get off the elevator, turn right, and go down the hall to Apartment 614. Hit the doorbell with your elbow. I'll let you in."
"Why with my elbow?" I asked.
She replied, "You're not coming empty handed, are you?"
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- pavel_lishin 16y agoI usually just slap the offending surface hard enough for the shock to not matter.
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- tung 16y agoI pull out my keys and touch the handle with it. No more door handle shocks. I wish I could say the same about my kitchen sink.