I have a feeling this wouldn't work as well as it sounds. The legal system doesn't really seem to distinguish between "two hairs" and "procedural fuckup" so so

I have a feeling this wouldn't work as well as it sounds. The legal system doesn't really seem to distinguish between "two hairs" and "procedural fuckup" so someone who drove a monster truck through a crowd of people and runs around afterward wearing a signboard saying "IT WAS ME, I DID IT!!1!" could still get off when the prosecutor misfiles something or fails to obtain the proper warrant for a search.