I was kind of hoping that the article was about to analyze all the various brands pictured and show that there was precisely one place in the US where their loc

I was kind of hoping that the article was about to analyze all the various brands pictured and show that there was precisely one place in the US where their locations all overlapped. As it is... it's just a somewhat incoherent conclusion. "It could only be Breezewood, because I say so". Ignoring the whole purpose of the meme.