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Fuck 'em. Call it a "Vurger". Let lazy phoneme substitution take care of the rest.

• syrrim 7y ago
  Visited one of these vegan restaurants. Took me a little while to realize everything on the menu was misspelled. They didn't have cheese they had "cheeze", they had "porc" instead of pork, etc. Immediately it felt quite dishonest, but I admit it would be obnoxious to have to qualify everything in a vegan restaurant.
  • xboxnolifes 7y ago
    > I admit it would be obnoxious to have to qualify everything in a vegan restaurant For cheese I can understand, but pork is pork. How can you call a non-pig product pork?
    • trentlott 7y ago
      Cheese is as specific as pork as far as constituent ingredients. You're just attempting to replicate the sensory experience. Sweetness, texture, moisture, etc. As in, say, beef vs pork barbecue. Beef vs pork steak. Jackfruit probably mimics pork better than beef - not all substitutions are equivalent.