As Matt Levine says: Come On: TD Ameritrade’s new voice-activated investing technology brings investors one step closer to trading while driving. The Omaha,

As Matt Levine says: Come On: TD Ameritrade’s new voice-activated investing technology brings investors one step closer to trading while driving. The Omaha, Nebraska-based financial services company is launching an in-vehicle offering that enables account holders to check their portfolio or receive a quote on a security via voice command. ... “One day we hope to add a transactional layer where you can make trades on the go,” Sunayna Tuteja, head of strategic partnerships and emerging technologies at TD Ameritrade Holding Corp., said in an interview. Why? Don’t trade stocks while driving! Nothing in this newsletter is investment advice, but that’s as close as you’ll get. It’s also driving advice though! Keep your focus on the road! You don’t want to crash into a tree and leave your family with nothing because you blew all your savings on frenetic vehicular day-trading. Fine fine fine I will make an exception for autonomous vehicles. I assume that fully self-driving Teslas will come with a brokerage app, but it’ll only let you buy Tesla shares. Don’t even ask what the car does if you try to short the stock.