3 ms·That's why I always begin a flight by bludgeoning my neighbor into unconsciousness.by panzagl 7y agoThat's why I always begin a flight by bludgeoning my neighbor into unconsciousness.wcarron 7y agoI personally smear my own feces on the armrests, having come prepared with plastic arm sleeves so that it doesn't get on me.dang 7y agoPlease don't do this here.wcarron 7y agoSorry, won't happen again.