Unfortunately for your argument, we don't live in the reality that you're trying to pretend exists, where direct utility is the only valuable feature of an obje

Unfortunately for your argument, we don't live in the reality that you're trying to pretend exists, where direct utility is the only valuable feature of an object. Also the fact that you spent so much time talking about the utility of a paper bag more or less outs you as a pedant, so I think I'm done here.