Holy crap what a clickbait-y title for an advertisement blog post. "Hey, hey, fellow gamer who likes vintage games! I, too, enjoyed Commander Keen when I was a

Holy crap what a clickbait-y title for an advertisement blog post. "Hey, hey, fellow gamer who likes vintage games! I, too, enjoyed Commander Keen when I was a kid. Please buy my app that is not a game and has nothing to do with Commander Keen. It's basically just a replacement for a group text. You'll love it probably as much as you loved Commander Keen!"