OK I was agreeing with the "More functional programming, less OOP, or if OOP then less design patterns" part but then "if possible no documentation or tests".

OK I was agreeing with the "More functional programming, less OOP, or if OOP then less design patterns" part but then "if possible no documentation or tests". What the hell is that? You want people to not write tests or make documentation? (Totally ignoring the fact function code is easier to test and document anyway). I'd hate to work with your code. There's probably no point me even trying to find out what you mean because I suspect its some totally ridicilous argument that only seeks to annoy whoever reads it. Nice bait.