I was thinking it would be an essay on computational completeness and memory or functionality without the ability to loop, which is as fundamental as moving the

I was thinking it would be an essay on computational completeness and memory or functionality without the ability to loop, which is as fundamental as moving the tape head left or right on a Turing machine. I suppose the title of the article overly encourages what one might interpret it to be about. The upvotes and comments here provide evidence that the article is useful, just not what everybody might be expecting.