I know you are being a little tongue-in-cheek here, but I remember there was an Alvy-Ray Smith paper submitted about sampling scenes in time-and-space (and then

I know you are being a little tongue-in-cheek here, but I remember there was an Alvy-Ray Smith paper submitted about sampling scenes in time-and-space (and then filtering semi-super-sampled inputs), and it wasn't just the top comment. EVERYBODY knew better than ARS. Without having any DSP background. It was both amusing and sad.