Back when my wife was a wedding coordinator I used to joke how everything wedding related was absurdly overpriced and kiddingly asked "What, next? Wedding water

Back when my wife was a wedding coordinator I used to joke how everything wedding related was absurdly overpriced and kiddingly asked "What, next? Wedding water?" Then some bright light applied the idea by custom labeling bulk-purchased water bottles with the date of the wedding and charging a huge markup. So when my cynical side envisions selling disposable tyvek lab suits [1] as Travel Wear, maybe with a discreet frequent flyer status logo embossed on the breast to save everyone some trouble I think no, hell no. I don't want that to actually be a thing. Then again if the whole suit is just colored gold, platinum, etc, perhaps it saves a little time boarding and prevents queue jumpers. Heck maybe we just print the suits with a giant boarding number on the back. No suit? You board last, except on Southwest, of course. [1] https://www.coverallsdirect.com/product-category/dupont-tyvek/tyvek-coveralls-suits/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoJHRq-yn4wIVlcDICh3h2QJZEAQYBSABEgLdnfD_BwE https://www.coverallsdirect.com/product-category/dupont-tyve...