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I got a good laugh out of this for a few seconds before getting actually frustrated with it. Mostly because my bank does a lot of these terrible things.

baq 7y ago
i gave up on the second screen...
- cgriswald 7y ago
  I didn't, which to me says I've been trained very well by terrible design. If you manage to actually 'sign up' it tells you are a legend and rewards you with a Dancing Carlton gif[0]. [0] - https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carlton-banks-dance/ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carlton-banks-dance/
  - peterlk 7y ago
    Really? I couldn't seem to prove that I was human. I thought it just threw you into an infinite "prove you're human" loop at the end.
    - anewhnaccount2 7y ago
      There is a vertical scroll bar. You need to check them all because they're all checks.
      - SamWhited 7y ago
        I scrolled down and still couldn't see the checkboxes under the last row. Maybe it also doesn't work on Firefox, because as trivial as it is to make a site that works everywhere no one does. Normally this frustrates me, but if that's the case here it kind of makes sense.
        jcranmer 7y ago
        The checkboxes are actually above all of the images. I tried scrolling down, realized I couldn't, then scrolled up to find the unfilled row at the top...
        lisavanh 7y ago
        LOL LEGEND
        SamWhited 7y ago
        facepalm this is even better.
        PebblesRox 7y ago
        I’m pretty sure the top row of check boxes doesn’t appear until you scroll back up.
        eric_h 7y ago
        I did exactly that as well. I’m also happy that there appear to be several different captchas, as others mentioned ones I didn’t see. The best one I clicked through was “select every picture with glasses” and every picture had either eyeglasses, drinking glasses or panes of glass.
      - dpwm 7y ago
        In case anybody missed the humor in this, like I did the first time round: all of the pictures denote some kind of "check". Like with the bows. There are pictures of people checking things – a watch, and something else I can't quite see. There are games of chess in a state of check. There are monetary checks. There are check boxes.
    - jandrese 7y ago
      Mine was "select all checks" and had plaid cloth, chess kings in trouble, checkmarks, x marks, bank checks, etc... The one that almost got me was the popup with the timer that said "hurry up" but instead of a "go away" box it had a "full screen" box. I don't know how you are supposed to get rid of that box, I had to inspect element->delete node to get past it. I did manage to finish in a little over 5 minutes.
      - maemilius 7y ago
        The copyright symbol at the bottom left is followed by "lose". Very insidious.
      - cgriswald 7y ago
        > I don't know how you are supposed to get rid of that box, The bottom-left corner of the box says something like "©lose 2019." If you click it, it closes.
    - hadrien01 7y ago
      You need to check every box.
    - throwanem 7y ago
      Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('input[type=checkbox')).forEach(e => e.click)
- x86_64Ubuntu 7y ago
  Wait, how do you get to the second screen?
  - daveFNbuck 7y ago
    > Please click HERE to GO to the next page The word HERE is a link, with styling and cursor set to look like normal text.

baq 7y ago

i gave up on the second screen...

cgriswald 7y ago
I didn't, which to me says I've been trained very well by terrible design. If you manage to actually 'sign up' it tells you are a legend and rewards you with a Dancing Carlton gif[0]. [0] - https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carlton-banks-dance/ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carlton-banks-dance/
- peterlk 7y ago
  Really? I couldn't seem to prove that I was human. I thought it just threw you into an infinite "prove you're human" loop at the end.
  - anewhnaccount2 7y ago
    There is a vertical scroll bar. You need to check them all because they're all checks.
    - SamWhited 7y ago
      I scrolled down and still couldn't see the checkboxes under the last row. Maybe it also doesn't work on Firefox, because as trivial as it is to make a site that works everywhere no one does. Normally this frustrates me, but if that's the case here it kind of makes sense.
      - jcranmer 7y ago
        The checkboxes are actually above all of the images. I tried scrolling down, realized I couldn't, then scrolled up to find the unfilled row at the top...
        lisavanh 7y ago
        LOL LEGEND
        SamWhited 7y ago
        facepalm this is even better.
        PebblesRox 7y ago
        I’m pretty sure the top row of check boxes doesn’t appear until you scroll back up.
        eric_h 7y ago
        I did exactly that as well. I’m also happy that there appear to be several different captchas, as others mentioned ones I didn’t see. The best one I clicked through was “select every picture with glasses” and every picture had either eyeglasses, drinking glasses or panes of glass.
    - dpwm 7y ago
      In case anybody missed the humor in this, like I did the first time round: all of the pictures denote some kind of "check". Like with the bows. There are pictures of people checking things – a watch, and something else I can't quite see. There are games of chess in a state of check. There are monetary checks. There are check boxes.
  - jandrese 7y ago
    Mine was "select all checks" and had plaid cloth, chess kings in trouble, checkmarks, x marks, bank checks, etc... The one that almost got me was the popup with the timer that said "hurry up" but instead of a "go away" box it had a "full screen" box. I don't know how you are supposed to get rid of that box, I had to inspect element->delete node to get past it. I did manage to finish in a little over 5 minutes.
    - maemilius 7y ago
      The copyright symbol at the bottom left is followed by "lose". Very insidious.
    - cgriswald 7y ago
      > I don't know how you are supposed to get rid of that box, The bottom-left corner of the box says something like "©lose 2019." If you click it, it closes.
  - hadrien01 7y ago
    You need to check every box.
  - throwanem 7y ago
    Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('input[type=checkbox')).forEach(e => e.click)
x86_64Ubuntu 7y ago
Wait, how do you get to the second screen?
- daveFNbuck 7y ago
  > Please click HERE to GO to the next page The word HERE is a link, with styling and cursor set to look like normal text.