While your joke is humorous, it's not particularly applicable to this situation. The affidavit only highlighted four "infringing" songs, and according to TechD

While your joke is humorous, it's not particularly applicable to this situation. The affidavit only highlighted four "infringing" songs, and according to TechDirt, every single one was explicitly provided to the blog by the record label (or in one case, the unsigned artist) for promotional purposes. The fact that they refused to post links to all but the permitted songs does actually demonstrate a desire to comply with intellectual property laws.