My somewhat puckish opinion is that go and php are siblings and have similar social patterns. Easy to deploy, easy to write, tons of docs on the official site,

My somewhat puckish opinion is that go and php are siblings and have similar social patterns. Easy to deploy, easy to write, tons of docs on the official site, massive deployment bases, and also genuinely holding back progress in reliable software writing; both cover up the irreducible complexity in professional software development that other, fussier tools, force you to handle.