If we could trust status pages, sure. But I've lost count of the number of times I've tried to use a service, failed, the status page says "all OK!" but Twitter

If we could trust status pages, sure. But I've lost count of the number of times I've tried to use a service, failed, the status page says "all OK!" but Twitter and HN are full of outage reports. Besides, the discussion here is useful. Someone has already pointed out that some messages are getting through despite returning 500s, so integrations are spamming duplicate messages everywhere. That's useful to me if I'm running an integration. (besides x2, it's one thread with a very self explanatory title. Maybe just don't read it?)