Hmmm, the way to be convicted of this crime is not to commit it and be caught, because that shit ain't gonna happen. The way to be convicted is to make a perman

Hmmm, the way to be convicted of this crime is not to commit it and be caught, because that shit ain't gonna happen. The way to be convicted is to make a permanent record claiming you've committed the crime, and then have the misfortune that a federal prosecutor discovers that record. What tiny percentage of these crimes are ever prosecuted? Wouldn't we expect prosecutors' discretion to be the only thing that could matter? Do we really need such arbitrary and thus unjust laws?