Sorry. I assumed I was being trolled and reacted accordingly. I was being ever so slightly hyperbolic in my statement about not washing hands. For the record,

Sorry. I assumed I was being trolled and reacted accordingly. I was being ever so slightly hyperbolic in my statement about not washing hands. For the record, I do use the time-honored air-dry, shake-hands-vigorously and/or dry-on-pants methods when circumstances demand.