If I'm wearing long sleeves, use my shirt sleeve; if I'm wearing short sleeves, grab the bottom of my shirt and use as a glove. I've seen too many people drop m

If I'm wearing long sleeves, use my shirt sleeve; if I'm wearing short sleeves, grab the bottom of my shirt and use as a glove. I've seen too many people drop mega-bombs in the stall, sound like they're making a hash of the cleanup, then explode out of the stall and walk right past the sinks. Why would I wash up just to get feces on my hands from the door handle?