I was once asked to implement a system in Asterisk to park all incoming calls in a wait queue with a random time between 15 and 30 minutes before even transferr

I was once asked to implement a system in Asterisk to park all incoming calls in a wait queue with a random time between 15 and 30 minutes before even transferring them to a ring group to be answered. I bailed on the project. The last thing I heard is that they were still arguing over which "your call is important to us" message sounded the most sincere...