"Neil, if you are real and this is your real LinkedIn profile then I am so sorry. But if you’re so real then why did you copy someone else’s self-description?"

"Neil, if you are real and this is your real LinkedIn profile then I am so sorry. But if you’re so real then why did you copy someone else’s self-description?" I would love to find out that the profile _is_ real, and that the JPMorgan dude is actually a fake profile for another scam (for trying to cheat people out of money), who stole this guy's self-description :P The beautiful outcome being that he'd have publicly shamed and picked apart the guy's entire profile and foiled another scam in one hit :)