Actually, I was just trying to point out that the word "quality" means different things to people. I was only giving a rather flip example. As you point out,

Actually, I was just trying to point out that the word "quality" means different things to people. I was only giving a rather flip example. As you point out, my definition has a trivial degenerate case. But if I want to make a point about vendors peddling "enterprise" software relying on Vice President's defining "quality" differently than a developer would, I need that snappy counterexample.