I don't know, I think it reads like bad advertising copy. Cliche'd metaphor made on a tenuous link but without any of the added wit and je-ne-sais-quois that m

I don't know, I think it reads like bad advertising copy. Cliche'd metaphor made on a tenuous link but without any of the added wit and je-ne-sais-quois that makes (good) copy fun to read. I strongly disliked a number of things about it.