Woke up repeatedly this morning to PagerDuty after working late last night. Threw numerous wailing electronics at wall. Later, ordered several “fancy coffees”.

Woke up repeatedly this morning to PagerDuty after working late last night. Threw numerous wailing electronics at wall. Later, ordered several “fancy coffees”. Will be sending bill to Verizon for two phones, a pager, a wall, and three fancy coffees. Edit/Disclaimer: Yes, this is a joke. I woke up to several serious alarms just as the problem was starting. Luckily, I thought to check Cloudflare’s status page from my phone around the second or third time PagerDuty called me. I saw a preliminary notice from them indicating that they were observing networking issues. At that point, I decided I’d rather watch the world burn from my bed than my computer, so I “scheduled” maintenance for a few hours and went back to bed. Our whole infrastructure had split by that point, but there was nothing I could do about it.