The title is click bait in my opinion as the article (as others noted) is a proposal for: "... LInKstore is a high level abstraction over an auto-sharder that

The title is click bait in my opinion as the article (as others noted) is a proposal for: "... LInKstore is a high level abstraction over an auto-sharder that provides a distributed, in-memory, key-value map withrich application objects as values, rather than strings or sim-ple data structures". This comes from Section 4 of the .pdf which has the hard core content. The issue is interesting.