"but where’s the actual article?" There isn't. It is another article that will end up in the SEO landfill the author is complaining about along with other "spa

"but where’s the actual article?" There isn't. It is another article that will end up in the SEO landfill the author is complaining about along with other "spammy" articles that already exist in the landfill. In essence, this is another "spammy" article to promote his product cleverly disguised as an anti-spam/anti-SEO article. I suspect an SEO agency actually told him to write this article to generate conversation (people who resonate with the intro will share it on all social circles and cause it to go "organically" viral). As they say, all publicity is good publicity. This is as meta as it gets!