And "law enforcement" would be deluged with so many reports, with so little actionable data, that they would simply ignore all of it. It's not even clear to me

And "law enforcement" would be deluged with so many reports, with so little actionable data, that they would simply ignore all of it. It's not even clear to me exactly who Google would report this to. Is it the jurisdiction of Google's headquarters? The jurisdiction of the fake business address? The (possibly unknown) jurisdiction of the perpetrator?