Makes sense. We should probably ban alcohol, driving, going outside when it's too hot / cold, weapons of all sorts, owning pets, ice skating, rock climbing, act

Makes sense. We should probably ban alcohol, driving, going outside when it's too hot / cold, weapons of all sorts, owning pets, ice skating, rock climbing, activities which raise the heart rate above resting, etc. Anything that has the potential for a negative outcome (no matter how isolated) has got to go. Also, don't even get me started on candy, bikes, skateboards, monkey bars; anything that kids could use, but potentially not fully understand is a risk to society. A risk we simply cannot afford when the earth's population is so concerningly low. Brb whippet break.