My own personal favorite, from my GM, explaining why the sales team was getting six-figure bonuses for an extremely successful year entirely driven by engineeri

My own personal favorite, from my GM, explaining why the sales team was getting six-figure bonuses for an extremely successful year entirely driven by engineering, which was getting barely four figures: “Sales people are motivated by money; engineers are motivated by fun work. So just do your job and have fun!” I’m not even interested in money, just a little respect would’ve been great! Needless to say, I quit shortly thereafter.