I'm sure the IRS and/or FTC will like to have a word with them about that. I'm no expert in US law at all, but my impression as an outsider is that anything th

I'm sure the IRS and/or FTC will like to have a word with them about that. I'm no expert in US law at all, but my impression as an outsider is that anything that could look like money laundering or a way to hide financial transactions will not be looked kindly upon, and that slapping the "crypto" moniker on this new currency won't make much difference.